Caveman Show Explains Why Tap Water Tastes Bad ~ Random Waves of Insight
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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Caveman Show Explains Why Tap Water Tastes Bad

Last night on ABC's "Cavemen," one of the three main cavemen got a job as a substitute teacher. Dissatisfied with the fascist textbooks, he decided to explain to his class as to how things really work. One of the many topics he covered detailed why tap water tastes bad.

Why does tap water taste bad? So you'll buy "clean," "pure" bottled water, shipped and trucked all the way from some magical, far-off mountain. Who benefits from all that trucking? Big Oil. BAM! Simple.

Tap water tastes bad so Big Oil can make some extra coin. Use this knowledge at your own risk.

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